The Green Anarchist

“Am resolved therefore to continue on my present course: to compose somehow the one good novel; to try to be good to my wife; to run Cataract Canyon in a kayak; to raze more billboards; to build that solid house of rock and wood far out somewhere where my sons and grandsons can find at least a temporary refuge from the nightmare world of 2000 A.D.; and to be ready, with rifle or [?], for the apocalyptic showdown which yet may come–I hope–in our lifetimes…”

-Edward Abbey, 13 December 1966, postcard to Al Sarvis, from “Postcards from Ed”

That about sums up the PaleoTreats outlook on life. We get where we’re going in as straight a line as possible and we deliver all the energy we can on-target. This may be Greek to you, if it is, follow ol’ G-dubs advice and search the internets (sic). Look for .17 and Chuck Hawks.

Paleo Treats deliver as much good clean energy to your body as efficiently as possible, allowing you to continue on with your caveman life.

On a side note, if you’re into eating Paleo, you probably know that feeding your dog that dry garbage made of corn rejects and packaged in 50 lb increments with a shelf life that outlasts the Revolution…well, you get the idea. Start feeding your dog raw meaty bones and supplement with some good frozen patties. If you were to trade places with your dog, you know he’d do it for you.

Yes, I’m telling you what to do, because you’re probably doing it wrong right now. Now, in the immortal words of BH, Get after it!