Gift Card

You know what YOU want, but what about the rest of the world?  What do *they* want? 

We're going to go ahead and say that it's a pretty good bet they'll dig a gift card for Paleo Treats®.

In fact, we guarantee it. 

If they don't like it, or don't like the Paleo Treats®, or stand up on the table screaming that they wish they would've gotten a pony or a Lamborghini or a full set of bumper plates or even a year's supply of Pete's Paleo meals (damn, that's a good one), then we'll just refund your purchase. 

Hey, if they pull any of those shenanigans let us know and we can also print their name as the worst gift receiver in the world on our Facebook feed.  That way only 37,000+ people will know that you did your part.

It's easy, it's safe, and it's one of the few guarantees you'll find in this fickle world.  Go ahead.  Win a little.

Oh, the $500 option?  That's for those of you in the doghouse.  Trust me, it'll help.  :)

 

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